You are a ballet dancer who recently married a beautiful woman in your troupe. Your new father-in-law, a street-wise homicide detective, is visiting for the very first moment. You guess he secretly harbors reservations about his"Little Miss Splendid" marrying a guy who performs battements tendus and battements frappés all day.
Additionally, just hours prior to your in-laws' scheduled arrival, your hot water heater suddenly goes kaput. If your young wife solicitously alarms Daddy, gunning the final stretch of a grueling 12-hour excursion, the prospect of having to install a new hot water heater until he could even take a shower sets off a burst. "Why can not that tights-and-slipper-wearing husband of yours do it" You hear him need over the speakerphone. "What's he? Some sort of [expletive deleted] woos?"